If it wouldn't hurt and result in a horrific haemorrhage in my lungs, I'd take a damn vacuum cleaner, shove it down my throat and use it to suck all that damn phlegm out.

Chest congestion's getting worse, and my voice is still missing from its proper pitch. I get a constant feeling of a slight choking effect because of all that mucus in my throat. Coughing doesn't really help because it just doesn't come out or anything. Bloody hell, it's damn idiotic.

I'm going to learn the electric guitar! Soon, I hope. Haha.