Muthu doesn't make a fool out of himself too often, but when he does it's always a big thing.


Scenario 1:

*walking past the toilet at Serangoon bus interchange*

Me: Eh the toilet smell damn strong la, wth.

Muthu: The one here damn sucky, must kneel down one. None with the toilet bowls to sit.


HAHAHA. He meant squat.



Scenario 2:

*Muthu buys a packet of pocky biscuits and opens from the end instead of tearing along the strip*

Me: HAHAHA dumbshit why you open from the wrong side one!


*Ends up having to eat the biscuits from the opposite end, fingers picking up the chocolated end*



Scenario 3:

*While just chilling out at the playground Muthu trips and falls on some stupid thing cause his legs are too short and he misses his step*



Hahaha sorry if this doesn't make that much sense to everyone else. Muthu is a retard. LOL.